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Monday, May 20, 2013

Diary of a Fasting Man

So, summer is almost here, and I have a little more jiggle around my waistline than I'd like. However, I'm also training to enter an weightlifting competition. In my experience, I cannot get stronger, at least to any significant degree, while going on an effective diet to lose weight. A caloric deficit just seems to ruin my workouts.

My solution: intermittent fasting. It's a way of eating that has become really popular with fitness professionals recently. I didn't say "diet", because you're eating normal, healthy foods, but only eat them certain times and fast the rest.

Despite it being simple, I don't feel like explaining it because shut up. Here's an infographic that does a better job than I ever could.

To stick my toe in the water, I'm going the one-day approach: Don't eat for 24 hours. From 10 pm on Saturday, May 18, to 10 pm on Sunday, May 19, I can drink water and coffee and green tea to my heart's content, but no food. Indeed, nothing with any calories whatsoever.

This is the log of my experience.


Saturday, 10 pm- Okay, just finished up my last meal for 24 hours.

Liver and Onions.


Liver is supposed to be like..the best food ever for you. It's also, however, a liver. I kind of tastes like squishy pennies, and the whole time I was eating it I couldn't not  think about punching into a cow and ripping out its liver (one of its livers? I don't know cow anatomy) and throwing it in a skillet.

Anyway, fasting isn't looking as bad now.


Sunday, 11: 30 am- This is when I for real sat down to write this blog entry. I have a cup of coffee in hand, and so far no appetite to speak of. Googling "liver and onions" helped. 

However, I've tried not eating a whole day before, back when I was a teenager. I vowed not to eat during the weekends so I could lose weight (because shut up, you weren't a rocket scientist either). I made it 6 hours. 

Today, I'm going to remind myself of why I'm doing this by sitting without a shirt on and looking down at how my fat rolls bunch up and grabbing them while calling myself names before seriously considering whether or not I have medically significant body issues. Huh. 


2:12 pm - Okay, so the first hunger pangs are finally starting to hit. I'm used to eating right as I wake up, so four hours later... yeah, I can feel it. So far, it's manageable. I'll just drink some water and play Xbox to keep myself occupied.


3:51 pm - Starting to feel it now. That sort of weak feeling you get when you're really hungry. Coffee should help. Yeah. gonna drink some more coffee. That'll clear up the jitters. I'm I skinny yet?

Darren kind of looks like a turkey leg.


4:41 pm- coffee has not made me less jittery. Water now.


5:39 pm - Feeling great, actually. Hunger is gonOH GOD NOW THAT I'M WRITING ABOUT IT THE HUNGER IS BACK WHAT HAVE I DONE

So yeah, I don't know if its actually hunger, or appetite. I've found that I'm pretty much surrounded by food, all day, all the time. It makes me wonder how much I would crave food if it wasn't always immediately available.

Something to think about; brain food, if you wTHAT WAS STUPID I DID IT AGAIN


6:27 pm - This is where it starts getting tough. All I can think about is that I know in 3.5 hours I can eat again, and it's going to be a protein shake and a big pizza and breadsticks and a PB&J because shut up, I'll do what I want, no it's not negating any benefits I got from fasting, shut up. Oh my....pizza... it's going to be amazing.


6:50 pm - I'm going to watch how i met your mother and hope they don't talk about food they wouldnt do that would they why would they be mean like that


7:28 pm - Friends are over. They want to play Magic. They don't know my pain. They don't know what I'm going through. So I'm making a point to bring it up every 9 seconds. My pain will be their pain.


8:12 pm -  That pizza is going to be amazing. I'm going to eat it so hard. I'm going to savor it and let it swim in my mouth and whisper sweet nothings to my taste buds before gracefully sliding to its rightful place in my gullet.


8:13 pm - Food is better than sex. I know that now. I know that because I've decided that I'm not actually all that hungry. But the thought of eating something delicious after not eating anything at all for .... 22 hours and 13 minutes is at the forefront of my mind and it isn't leaving.


8: 19 pm - Still there. Yup.


8: 27 pm - There's only an hour and a half left to go. I can't tell if that makes it easier or harder. But I'm going to make it , and I'm not even going to pretend it was all that hard. There are starving kids in the world who have been three days without food and they're thankful when they get a bowl of under cooked white rice for their one meal before the next three days without food.

On a side note, I don't know if I feel good about myself forcing a fast to look better when so many people do it because there is no food to eat.


8:59 pm - Game of Thrones time.


9: 10 pm - Also Game of Thrones time.


9:31 pm - Ordering that pizza online while still trying to watch Game of Thrones. OH HELL YEAH YOU TELL HIM TYRION.


10:00 pm - 

10:20 pm - Ughl....stomach may have shrank a bit during the past 24 hours....normal pizza load not well received...no touch me now.....Am I pretty yet?



The Next Day: 

So, it's done. And you know what? I'm going to do it again. I don't feel weak today, and I don't feel like I need to eat two days worth of food to make up for yesterday. FYI, I normally overeat pizza when it's available to me, so last night wasn't out of the ordinary....except for the fact I got full quicker than normal.

One of the primary benefits cited by intermittent fasting is appetite control, and I can definitely see it. One bowl of oatmeal this morning, and I feel like I could go hours without eating, which is normal for normal people, not normal for me.

The effects? I couldn't tell you. It's been one day. What I'm going for here is a hormonal change, which could take weeks to take effect, especially if I'm only doing one day a week. The most popular methods involve fasting 16 hours every day, eating good food (which apparently isn't pizza) during the 8 hour window. I might progress to that, because 8 hours sounds like a long time to eat. It means you skip breakfast, but that just means I'm eating eggs, turkey bacon, and wheat toast for lunch instead.

All in all, I can see how this works for people. Everything works. There are tons of success stories of people using intermittent fasting, and tons of success stories from almost every other diet ever written. The key is finding something you can do that won't kill you or compromise your health.

I'll try it again next Sunday, if that's any indication.




Friday, May 17, 2013

Flexibility vs. Mobility

These are two fitness terms often used in conjunction with each other, so I'll try to clear up some confusion right off the bat: flexibility and mobility are two different things.

Flexibility refers to the range of motion you can stretch, passively or actively, a muscle before it snaps off the bone and hits you in the eye. More or less.

Mobility refers to the range of motion you can use a muscle effectively.

Here is side-by-side comparison of a female yogi demonstrating flexibility, and a ridiculously photogenic weightlifter demonstrating mobility:
Side note: a google image search for "flexibility" is the closest thing to porn you will see with safesearch still on.

Both of these girls have great hip, knee, and shoulder range of motion. The one on the right, however, is going to stand up with a big weight at the bottom of her position. She is demonstrating mobility. The girl on the left has "gotten into position" by pulling her hip past the point where it ceased being strong for the sake of a stretch. She exhibits great flexibility.

Think of flexibility as a bucket, and mobility as the water you have available to fill that bucket.

Now, I'll be the first to admit that I think flexibility and mobility work are both hella-boring. I'll also admit that I get jacked up something fierce when I stop stretching and mobilizing, so I understand that these are the raw broccoli to my weightlifting's tender juicy steak.

And while the two are not the same thing, they are both, unfortunately, important.

Increasing your flexibility changes the resting length of the muscle and makes them less resistant to being pulled to the end of its range of motion. This is usually touted as a great means of injury prevention. And it is....but not by itself. In fact, flexibility without mobility may increase the likelihood of injury by making it easier to get into positions in which you are not stable. 5 gallons of water in a 10 gallon bucket is just a lot of wasted bucket.

Increasing your mobility, on the other hand, makes you more capable of moving effectively through a large range of motion. Look again at the ridiculously photogenic weightlifting lady above: she's not only showing better flexibility throughout her shoulders, hips, knees, and ankles than most people, but she's supporting a heavy weight in a fairly stable manner at the "edges" of her range of motion. That is good mobility.

I know it sounds like I'm trumpeting mobility over flexibility... and I am. But mobility is certainly enhanced by flexibility, and the latter can aid in releasing chronically tight muscles that are the cause of a pantheon of non-weight training related injuries.

So when should you be working on these qualities?

Mobility work should be a staple in your warm up, and not just limited to what muscle groups you plan on working out that session. Hip, knee, ankle, and shoulder mobility work can and should be a daily occurrence. Don't know how? Why, here's a video, free of charge!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L5KVw2Pwic

Flexibility work can be done literally anytime, ever. Before your workout, after your workout, or my recommendation, on a completely separate day from weight training as part of a recovery protocol. Taking a yoga class has become my favorite way to incorporate stretching into my fitness routine. The common myths about stretching before workouts decreasing strength, or stretching after workouts to take advantage of pliability, are largely untrue. But that's another article.

Hopefully you know just a little bit more about these terms than you did before.As always, if you have any questions about this article or any other, please leave a comment or send me a message on Facebook. And if you haven't liked our page at Skape Fitness yet, we're totally not friends anymore.

Go forth, mobilize, and lift heavy things.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Why? And Other Philosophical Conundrums


There is a reason you're reading this blog post instead of looking at pictures of cats, which is what most of the rest of the internet is doing right now. In some way, shape, or form, you care about your fitness, and you're probably taking steps to make yourself more healthy. You are hopefully working out on a regular basis because you see value it provides, maybe you watch what you eat because you know it is key to weight control, and you are at this very moment putting forth effort to further your understanding of fitness. These, good people, are very admirable traits to have.

But why are you doing all these things?

Goal setting kind of takes a back seat to the ins and outs of training and nutrition, but it is absolutely as important. Nobody takes on a new task without having some sort of goal in mind. There was, after all, a reason you first stepped foot on that treadmill or picked up a weight in the first place.

Goals are the foundation of your fitness program, whether you've written them down or not.

Many of us, at this point, are going to the gym for the same reasons we brush our teeth: we know we should, and it's become a habit. There is definitely nothing wrong with this, but wouldn't you like a whiter smile? Wouldn't you get more out of your workouts and diet if you had a specific goal to be your driving force? 

And let us not forget those of us who are on the brink of quitting. Exercise can be very hard, and working up the motivation to go to the gym after a long day of dealing with the rest of life can be even harder. But if your reason to keep going is stronger than the reasons to quit, you'll stick with your program and see results.


Here's your homework for the day, due by the next time you work out. Write down the answers to these questions, and keep them in mind as you work.

...Seriously, get out a pen and paper, it won't take five minutes, and you'll actually get something out of it.

What is your end-game?

This goes beyond wanting to lose weight or look better; it's the foundation for your reasoning to work out, and it could be the hardest to answer. What do you want to ultimately achieve from working out?

-I want to be with my children as long as possible, and exercise will keep me going.
-I want definitive control over something in my life, and my body is completely up to me.
-I want the constant confidence that comes with having a powerful body.

Really think about this one, because "I want to bench 225" is a lame motivator without context. Remembering you end-game is the only thing that will keep you going during the times you really want to quit.

How are you going to get there?

What path will lead toward your end-game? This one is easier, since it's probably the first thing that comes to mind when you think about your fitness goals. 

-I want to be with my children as long as possible, so I need to lose weight and be healthier.
-I want control over my body, so I need to go to the gym on a regular basis.
-I want the confidence that comes with a powerful body, so I need to build muscle.

These are the traditional goals, and they're easy to write down.

What steps are you going to take?

This might be the most complicated step. These are your programs, your diet plans, your workout schedule, your mousetraps in the cookie jar; the things you do to be closer to your end-game. This is what personal trainers do, which is awesome because it simplifies this step down to "Do what Justin says." This is a philosophy I recommend to all of those people close to me.

-I want to be with my children as long as possible, so I need to lose weight and be healthier. To do that, I'll start eating 1800 calories a day, and work with my trainer three days a week.
-I want control over my body, so I need to go to the gym on a regular basis. I'm going to make it to a Spin class twice a week, work out on my own twice more a week, and cut out junk food from my diet.
-I want the confidence that comes with a powerful body, so I need to build muscle. To do that, I'm going to work hard during the online program my trainer has laid out for me, and make sure to eat at least 150 grams of protein a day.

How are you going to measure your progress?

You need numbers to back up your progress, otherwise you're just guessing. Many of us ignore this step because we almost always guess in our favor, and that's much easier than confronting the numbers to see if we're on track. Pick one or two good indicators of progress, and measure them weekly, preferably on the same day at the same time.

-I want to be with my children as long as possible, so I need to lose weight and be healthier. To do that, I'll start eating 1800 calories a day, and work with my trainer three days a week. I will measure my waistline every Sunday to see if I am making progress.
-I want control over my body, so I need to go to the gym on a regular basis. I'm going to make it to a Lift class twice a week, work out on my own twice more a week, and cut out junk food from my diet. I've downloaded a fitness journal app, and I'll post the results to Facebook every week for my friends to see. 
-I want the confidence that comes with a powerful body, so I need to build muscle. To do that, I'm going to work hard during the online program my trainer has laid out for me, and make sure to eat at least 150 grams of protein a day. I will gain weight while staying within 2% of my current bodyfat, and I will measure both every Tuesday before my workout.

Pick a S.M.A.R.T. number.

If you don't remember this acronym, it stand for "Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant  and Timely."
Or the same thing with different words, for people who want to be difficult.

This is your short-term goal, and it helps to keep your end-game in sight by breaking things down into doable chunks. There are literal books written about this acronym, but if you've read this far I trust your competency in figuring it out. Just don't be afraid to set lofty goals; falling just short of losing 20 lbs by June is still better than achieving your goal of losing 2 lbs by July, and you'll work harder to achieve the former.

-I want to be with my children as long as possible, so I need to lose weight and be healthier. To do that, I'll start eating 1800 calories a day, and work with my trainer three days a week. I will measure my waistline every Sunday to see if I am making progress. I want to lose two inches by June 1st.
-I want control over my body, so I need to go to the gym on a regular basis. I'm going to make it to a Lift class twice a week, work out on my own twice more a week, and cut out junk food from my diet. I've downloaded a fitness journal app, and I'll post the results to Facebook every week for my friends to see. I will not miss more than two workouts every month, and I will not have pizza more than once during that same month. 
-I want the confidence that comes with a powerful body, so I need to build muscle. To do that, I'm going to work hard during the online program my trainer has laid out for me, and make sure to eat at least 150 grams of protein a day. I will gain weight while staying within 2% of my current bodyfat, and I will measure both every Tuesday before my workout. I want to gain 5 lbs at stay under 12% bodyfat by the time I go on vacation.


Look back over your paper, and see if it puts your goals in perspective. If you've been stuck in a rut for months, just going through the motions without getting closer to the end-game you had in mind when you started, it might be time for a change. Remember your end-game, and always work towards it.

Your goal today: lift a heavy thing. 

Friday, May 10, 2013

7 Minutes of SCIENCE!!

SCIENCE, HO!!!!

I love me some science. Maybe because that's just the in thing nowadays, maybe it's because I work in a profession perceived to be dragging its knuckles and grunting loud noises and I like to break the stereotype, or maybe it's because I'm actually smart.

No one asked you, stock image of laughing business people.
Training is, in large part, a trial-and-error process. Even today, with exercise physiology a rapidly growing field of scientific research, most trainers and fitness buffs rely primarily on personal experience to let us know what works and what doesn't. This is due in part to the fact that some of us are exactly as stubborn and thick-skulled as the aforementioned stereotype suggests, eyeing research like a new form of magic to be feared and distrusted. However, this is also due to the fact that, as a new field, there are a lot of bad studies out there that do little to broaden our understanding of the field.

That's why I love reading the good stuff.

A recent study by the University of Buffalo and published in the Journal of Strength and Conditioning Research looked at the various metabolic differences between traditional methods of cardio, such as walking for long periods of time on the treadmill, and high-intensity interval training, in this case sprinting.

If you're not familiar with high-intensity interval training, let me sum it up for you: Work really hard for a short time. Rest for a short time. Do it again until you're done. (If this thesis-worthy explanation has left you wanting, I'll elaborate in a bit.)

They observed things like VO2 max (a measure of how hard your lungs are working), heart rate, blood lactate levels (a measure of how hard your muscles are working), and total calories burned.

The results? The subjects who performed the interval workouts burned the same amount of calories and trained their cardiorespiratory system just as well, despite spending literally half the time working as the steady state group. Just remember, shorter intervals mean harder intervals; the interval group trained at about 90% of their work capacity during their work intervals, instead of the stead-state group who trained at about 70%. 

Now, what does this mean in practical terms? It means that, scientifically speaking, cardio blows and strength training is awesome. Horray science!

Okay, so maybe a bit more guidance is in order. A great example of high-intensity interval training was provided in a recent article by the New York Times, appropriately titled, "The Scientific 7-Minute Workout". The workout involves simple bodyweight movements, with the only equipment required a chair and a wall, two things most of us have laying around somewhere. The "scientific" part lies in the order of the movements combined with the time intervals.

Since you're continually shifting from upper body exercises to lower body ones, your heart keeps working hard supplying blood to all of the muscle groups instead of just the legs, as would be the case in something like jogging (do not compare the slight motion of your arms in jogging to tricep dips, thank you). 

Here is the workout, as posted in the May 12 issue of The New York Times Magazine:


How do you do it? I'm glad you asked, metaphorical person in my head!

1. Warm up. Follow along with this extremely handsome demonstrator. 

http://youtu.be/7L5KVw2Pwic

2. Go to www.tabatatimer.com and set up the timer in the following manner:

Prepare: 10 sec

Work: 30 sec

Rest: 10 sec

Cycles: 12

Tabatas: 1

You might notice that setting up your workout in this manner results in the workout taking 8 minutes and 10 seconds, not 7 like mentioned in the title. You will ignore this, because shut up.

3. Complete this workout by working as hard as possible during the work time using the exercise provided, and resting during the rest. 

4. Do this workout every other day, on top of your best effort to living an active lifestyle. 

 This simple routine is a fantastic introduction to interval training. It's short, lasting just 7 minutes (you will shut up so help me god) and covers the entire body, using the pace of the strength exercises to train the heart in tandem. If you're sick of running miles in the rain, nursing shin splints and losing muscle instead of fat, you can literally do this right now, using the chair you're sitting on and the wall your computer is plugged into.

There you have it. Detailed instructions for a simple workout you can do at home that is as effective -if not more so- than the traditional methods of "cardio" so many associate with weight loss. It's up to you to build up the motivation to follow through with it.

Now go forth! Lift heavy things, for SCIENCE!!!!!



Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Supplement Choices for People With No Money

Five seconds of flipping through any muscle magazine will let you in on the industry's worst kept secret: supplements are a gazillion dollar industry with one hand around the author's throat and the other hand also around that author's throat.
YOU CAN'T BUILD MUSCLE WITHOUT 200 GRAMS OF ZYGOTAPHLATHINE XTREME A DAY. SAY IT.
It's a hard pill to swallow (HAHA DO YOU SEE HOW CLEVER I AM) but a lot of supplements are garbage. The supplement industry isn't regulated by the FDA, which means not only can they make unsupported claims, but they don't even have to prove their product is safe before it comes on the market.

This clip from the documentary "Bigger, Stronger, Faster" provides a good look into what goes into the various muscle milks that take up half the paper in your magazine. Also there's a guy with, like huge arms. Like redonkulously huge arms. 

That's not to say there aren't some products out there that can legitimately help you towards your fitness goals, but you have to know what you're looking for. Instead of just looking at product names, know the ingredients that work and make sure they're in ample supply. 

Here's my list of the only supplements that you should consider unless you have money to burn.

1. Whey Protein

Whey protein is the quicker-digesting of the two proteins you'll find in milk, the other one being Casein. I don't even consider this a supplement anymore. It's the absolute easiest way to get protein in your diet: scoop, shake, drink, there's 25 grams of protein in less than 60 seconds. It's also extremely versatile. Aside from shakes and smoothies, you can also throw a scoop in oatmeal or baked goods. Combined with the fact that, gram for gram of protein, it's actually one of the cheapest sources of protein out there, this is the safest jug of powder you'll find at GNC. 

2. Creatine

Creatine is involved in the body's most immediate way of producing energy, which makes it valuable for weightlifters and anyone else who needs quick bursts of strength and energy. Creatine might be the supplement with the most extensive research behind it, and finding good research on a supplement is like finding a unicorn, at least until very recently. Studies like this one provide pretty supportive evidence that creatine supplementation increases muscular size and strength compared to a placebo. It's relatively inexpensive, but you will still save money by buying the ingredient, rather than a big tub with a hundred other things that may or may not work.

3. Caffeine 

Yeah, you read that right. In just about every pre-workout supplement mix you can buy, you'll find this as a primary ingredient. There are studies to support that caffeine increases both muscular strength and endurance, and caffeine is like...everywhere. Instead of buying and expensive pre-workout supplement, try using Crystal Light Energy packets, provided you ignore the extensive use of "girl power" in that advertisement. It's got plenty of caffeine, and you can take it with you to pour in your water bottle....actually, just go with the Kroger brand. They don't emasculate me like Crystal Light does. What, Kraft, you think guys can't benefit from a flavored energy-boosting water enhancement powder? 

I AM A MAN, DAMN IT.

4. Fish Oil

Fish Oil does everything. You don't eat enough fish, I'm guessing, and the capsules are cheap. Take it. 

These are what I take, and I have an amount of money that many people would consider to be no money. The number one thing that will make or break your progress is the actual, real food that you eat, so don't even consider supplements until you have your diet under control. If you have more money than no money and are considering braving the counters and salespeople of your local supplement store, here are some things to consider:

-Beware of the term "proprietary blend". This is a way for supplement makers to spout off a list of impressive ingredients without telling you how much of each one is actually contained in the product. Without an amount listed next to each ingredient, there's a good chance you're buying a pill full of rice flour.

-Testosterone boosters don't work. Don't waste your money. These products want you to think they're legal versions of anabolic steroids, and they're not. They also tend to cost more than a week's worth of groceries. 

-Don't buy anything that costs more than a week's worth of groceries, on that note. You're ALWAYS better off buying better food than you would be buying any supplement. Take that money and buy some bison, if you want something expensive that will get you bigger.

-Fat burners don't work. This is from personal experience: taking a "fat burner" doesn't work if you don't change your diet and exercise. You might be saying, "Well, duh, it's meant to enhance a sound exercise and nutrition program, you can't expect it to do all the work". Bull. If it doesn't work by itself, without changing anything else, then it doesn't work. Your diet and exercise program dropped the pounds, not the pill. Spend the money on a padlock for your pantry and you'll lose more weight. 

I think everyone who catches the fitness bug dives into supplements at some point. I spent way too much money I didn't have on them when I was in college, and I didn't make any more progress than I am now when I'm just lifting heavy and eating right. Well, right-ish. 

A lot of lifters swear by supplements, and a lot of them are probably right. A 400-lb bench presser might never get up to 440 without ten tubs of powder, and good for him. But that's what supplements are for: getting you that extra 10% when you've done all the lifting and eating right up to that point. Do right by yourself in the gym and the kitchen, and don't feel like you're missing something by avoiding the drug store. 

Now go forth and pick up heavy things. 

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Want to Get Started? Try Showing Up


"80 percent of success is showing up" - Woody Allen

I don't know about you, but when I need motivation to throw some iron around in the gym, I always turn to the wise words of Woody Allen. Sometimes. Once. Anyway, I like that quote.

Nowhere is this sentiment more applicable than the gym. If you come to the gym on a regular basis -I'm talking, 3 days a week for 3 months or more- and do something, you are on the right side of in-shape. You might still be overweight, you might still be using the lightest dumbbells on the rack, you might still be scorekeeper for every pick-up basketball game you are a part of, but I would bet my favorite Adidas ClimaTee that you are not "need-a-doctor, never-take-the-stairs, cholesterol-higher-than-your-credit-score" out-of-shape.

But it starts with walking through the door. You will lose weight or gain weight or get stronger or get faster one way and only one way: bit by bit. You're building a tower on top of quicksand, and if you take too long adding to the top it's just going to sink underground.

Show up. Here is how you do it:

1. Set a goal, and let the world  know. If you want to bench 225, that's a Facebook post you should be making every bench day. Write your current weight on the top of a sheet of paper on your fridge, your goal weight at the bottom, and a weekly weigh-in that hopefully bridges the gap between the two.

 2. Find a gym or buy some equipment. In all honesty, unless you have friends or a favorite trainer to influence your opinion, the most important aspect to look for in a gym is convenience. Your facility should be close by, or on the way home from work. A thirty minute drive to a gym across town is a great reason not to go. Failing that, spend $50 on a pair of adjustable dumbbells; they're really all you need to get started.

3. Have a game plan. I meant it when I said that doing something was good, but having a plan is the way to go. A plan could be:

-Tagging along with a friend who knows what they're doing. Anyone worth their gym socks is happy to show a newbie the ropes. This is how I got started as a fat kid in high school, and I've shown up ever since.

-Google "beginner program" and stick to it. Stick to reputable sources (Men's Health, Shape, Bodybuilding.com, etc.), but pick one.

-Get a trainer. <shameless self-promotion>This is by far the best option, especially if they've earned their stuff from, say, the University of Kentucky and the National Strength and Conditioning Association and have a fondness for teal. The traditional in-person trainer can provide instant feedback and correct your form, all the while yelling at you to do, like, two more reps. Or, you could try out that new-fangled online personal training, where a trainer sends you a personalized program via the internet and provides an online training log and email feedback so that both of your can keep track of your progress. </shameless self-promotion>

Fitness really is one of those life goals that rewards you for diving right in. But you have to show up and give it something as often as you can, else the fickle bastard will leave you to decay at the bottom of a flight of stairs when the elevator is out.

Go forth and lift heavy things. We're saving you a spot.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Introducing Skape Fitness!

So, remember a few months back, when Darren Powers and myself had an epic contest of mass-itude challenging the very notion of what could be done with the mound of organic clay that is the human body?

You know, when we had a contest of who could look better in a month?

Well, we've set aside our differences (for the time being because I totally won and I don't think his psyche can take it much longer) and started a business venture together.

What business, you ask? Did you not read the title of this blog post?



Skape Fitness is part of a new movement in the fitness industry. I know that sounds cliche to the point of losing all meaning, but it's actually true. You see, we're finally starting to realize that the internet is a pretty neat thing, on account of its ability to share information and pictures and videos, sometimes of things that are not cats.

Online personal training is a growing industry, and for good reason. It combines the personalized workouts and instruction of an in-person personal trainer with the affordability of something you can afford. It works like this:

1. You check out our website, realize how awesome and worth it we are, and contact us.

2. We'll create your Trainerize profile for you. Trainerize is the software we use to send you workouts, and it contains a host of videos and charts to instruct you on exercise form as well as keep track of your progress. Through this software,we send you an online consultation form that lets us get to know you and your goals, you fill it out and send it back, and we give you a basic layout of a program we'd write for you.

3. If it sounds good to you (and it will), you pay for a month's worth of workouts for the price of a single in-person training session with a trainer.

4. We send you your first week's worth of workouts through the software. Please do them, this is actually the important part. Record your progress, either by printing out the workout and writing it down, or by downloading the app on your phone and recording it there. We'll be able to see your numbers like this, and it'll help us both keep track of how you're coming and what we need to adjust.

5. With this software, you'll have access to videos and written instructions of all the exercises, as well as instruction regarding sets, reps, rest, what have you. If you have any questions, you can throw them over the internet at us, and we'll throw answers back at you.

6. (Optional) You get a modeling contract with Hot Bodies That are Sexy, LLC and break the world record in the horse toss and the 400m backflip dash, two events you had to invent because you're too in-shape to do normal things.

Like this, but with the horse still attached. 

All of this, the training, instruction, and nutritional guidance that I forgot to mention, is set up to be tailored to your schedule and equipment options. If you have 8 days a week to work out in the biggest gym in Kentucky, we'll give you the absolute best program to take advantage of your options. If you have 40 minutes a week to work out in the corner of your kid's toy room using only old milk jugs and your body, we got you covered there too.

And, of course, this business is the base of operations for my personal training business at Wildcat Fitness, so you'll find all the information you want about training with me in personal on the website as well. Since in-personal training still trumps the admittedly awesome online option because of the immediate feedback and seeing my face, the ideal setup would be training with me once or twice a week, and on your own using our online services the rest of the time. It's like having a tutor and the best study guide ever and a magic potion that makes you sexier all in one.

Since I'm pretty sure it's now required by law, we are now also doing internets on Facebook and Twitter, and you should totally watch us do that. Here are the things:

Twitter Handle: @SkapeFitness

Facebook: facebook.com/pages/Skape-Fitness

We're just starting out, so we could really use the support of awesome people, and since you're reading this blog, you've passed the Awesome Litmus Test. For our first official week of business (from today until April 30, 2013) if you like, share, or scream from the rooftops our name, we will give you a free week of workouts  through our new online training program. Yes, you can do pushups and squats and one-legged Romainian Dumbbell Deadlifts the way we tell you to free for a week! How cool does that sound?

We've given you the means, now go forth and pick up heavy things, the Skape Fitness way!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Basic Gym Etiquette

Going back to working in a bigger gym -as opposed to a small training studio- has reminded me of a basic, all-encompassing human trait:

People are savage, terrible beasts who will desecrate the things you love without repentance.

I, of course, am referring to people who curl in the squat rack. Those monsters. For the sake of all that is gym-holy, please refer to the following lists of things you should and should not do in the gym.

1. Do not curl in the squat rack.

DON'T DO IT. DO NOT CURL IN THE SQUAT RACK.
Why would you? I don't understand. Very, very few people can effectively curl the gym's heaviest un-adjustable barbell, why not just use those? Even if you needed a straight bar, why not start with it on the floor? The squat rack saves you, like two feet, how does this help your biceps grow?


2. Put your weights back when you are finished.


The humanity...

You're here to work out. If you've hoisted a dumbbell, weight plate, or barbell off of its rack to use it, you can put it back. Think of it as a mini farmer's walk.

This goes for plate-loaded machines too. The only way to know if an empty machine is not currently in use by someone in the bathroom is to look and see if it is unloaded. This creates mass chaos, as some loaded machines have been abandoned for days, while others are currently being used by a guy in the world's slowest circuit, and I never assume correctly which is which, and it's like society has no order anymore.

3. Use as few pieces of equipment as possible at any given time. 


These are plyo boxes:


You can jump on them, use them for step-ups, and other neat stuff. However, apparently some people see them as little tables that are designed to hold water bottles, towels, and training logs, because the floor is so far down. 

No joke, I saw not one, but two guys yesterday dragging these from station to station so they wouldn't have to set their stuff down on the dusty old floor. 

This rule also applies to any bench or bench-like object: if it can be used for exercise, do not set your stuff on it. Do not use it as a chair when you are using something else. 


4. Respect the "No-Lift" zone in front of the dumbbell rack.


It's an unwritten rule in most gyms, but there is an area stretching out about five feet in front of the dumbbell racks where it is rude to lift. It's obvious, but some people feel the need to stand right in front of them while curling, because there is also a mirror there and come on what am I supposed to do not stare at my biceps while curling what are you mad that's the whole reason I come here bro.

5. Do not spend more than ten minutes hogging a bench.


Monday is International Bench Press day, when every guy who lifts comes in and does chest. This usually means between two and fifty sets of the flat bench press. This means every guy who comes in is waiting for you to get done, begging for the moment when you finally strip your plates off the bar so they can make a b-line for your bench before literally every other guy and a good portion of the girls can do the same.




Life is hard. Taxes are expensive, the job market is terrible, and I stub my toe on the coffee table like every fifth time I walk through the living room. For many of us, the gym is the only place where we can see tangible rewards for hard work and perseverance, and these evil, heartless people are trying to take that away from me us.

Please, do not be one of them.

Go forth and pick up heavy things, and respect thy neighbor who does the same. 

Saturday, April 13, 2013

The New Generation (Also Ninja Unicorns)

The #1 cause of gymtimidation backed by no study whatsoever is the perceived adherence to gym culture required to be successful.

In order to feel like you belong at the gym, you must do the following things if you're a guy:

1. Call people "bro".
2. Wear either a skintight Under Armour compression shirt (regardless of belly size) or cut the sleeves off a regular shirt (regardless of arm size).
3. Grunt like it's your second language when picking up anything heavier than the gallon jug of water you are currently drinking from.
4. Do two sets of bicep curls for every set of any exercise that's not the bench press.

If you're a girl, you must:

1. Wear shorts a size too short or those skintight yoga leggings. Over-sized tank tops are your go-to top.
2. Avoid any weight not coated in neoprene.
3. Do every ab and butt machine in the gym at least twice.
4. Perform no less than twenty variations of crunches.

There is a new generation currently invading the clique that used to be the gym.

We're among this new generation.

 We grew up watching Digimon and playing Yu-Gi-Oh! and marching in the marching band. 

We geek out over Game of Thrones and laugh at Grumpy Cat memes on the internet. 

We were the ones who got picked on by people who are supposed to go to the gym. 

And we're more awesome than you. Just check out these guys: 

If "To be a Rainbow Ninja riding a Unicorn" isn't enough of a reason to get you working out, then I just don't think I am able to help you. 

We also have iron guru Ben Bruno rocking a Batman shirt while finding ways to make deadlifts harder:

And here is a girl half your size lifting heavier weights with better form than you:

These guys and girls didn't exist a few years ago. In order to be a fan of the weight room, you had to have a certain personality, you had to like the right things outside the gym, and you definitely could not be a Rainbow Ninja riding a Unicorn.

They were dark times. 

We're not done though. Let's get some more geeks and nerds and tiny girls and shy guys picking up heavy things like the jocks of old think only they can. The gym has done well thus far in accepting us, but until we're embraced like we should be there is still work to do.

Now join me, no matter who you are, and find something heavy to lift. 


Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Going to the Gym (When You Really Don't Want To)

I am a personal trainer by trade. I spent four years going to school with the intent of doing this for the rest of my life.

I read articles and books on strength and conditioning for at least half an hour every day.

I have, more often than I like to admit, been that jerk who chastises people who find excuses not to work out.

And damn it, I did not want to work out last week.

The first week of April was a rough one for me. I decided to leave my old job at LIFT Fitness and was lucky enough to find work at Wildcat Fitness within two days, but as anyone who has gone through transitioning to another phase in their professional career can tell you, it's one of the most stressful things you can put yourself through. There was a lot of uncertainty, a lot of work put in for little tangible gain. And while I'm not exactly starting over, I know that the next few months will be spent building up a new client base, and there is a lot more stress to come.

Working out seemed like the least important thing I could have been doing.

A friend of mine has a pretty nice home gym setup, complete with a squat rack and adjustable dumbbells, and he was gracious enough to let me use his equipment while I was between gyms. Even with his generosity, it took just about all the willpower I had left over from my job search to put on a pair of shorts and squat. I did six sets with a weight I thought was kind of heavy, and quit.

Sometimes that's good enough.

Even for someone who more or less does it for a living, I know that working out should not be the most important thing in your life. That does not, however, mean it's not worth doing even during the most stressful times of your life. Here are some tips to get you to the gym when it's the last thing you want to do.

1. Get in and do something.

Not every workout needs to leave you drenched in sweat with jelly legs that can barely get you back to the car. Sometimes just getting to the gym and moving around is enough to keep you from losing the progress you have made with such workouts in the past. Do a set or two of goblet squats, some pullups, your favorite machine and ab exercise, and go home. Don't think ten minutes in the gym is a waste of time.

2. Have someone else write your workout.

I've mentioned it before, but this can do wonders for your work ethic. I was surprised at just how much willpower it took for me to write an honest workout for myself, until I bought Dan Trink's arm program and, more recently, started following the Olympic lifting workouts on Central Kentucky Weightlifting's blog. There's no more, "should I do another exercise for my shoulders?". Instead, you look at what's written, and do it.

3. Work out with someone who needs it.

There is no shame in getting out of shape. Life happens. But sometimes it gets to the point where it puts you at risk for losing your quality of life, and going to the gym becomes a literal life-saving endeavor. Maybe you have a coworker who has constant back and neck pain from her office job, maybe your mother is becoming at risk for type II diabetes, maybe your friend is clinically obese. Work out with them. Hold them accountable for making this important change. If you miss a workout, they might miss a workout. When it's someone else's health at risk, getting to the gym makes a big jump on your priority list. And hey- they might end up being your inspiration instead. 

These are just some ideas to get you through a rough patch. My goal is to make everyone I train love the gym as much as I do, and to make those patches as short as possible. As for me, all it took was a new facility and a new pair of Olympic lifting shoes to get me back on track.

Despite matching absolutely nothing I own
Go forth, fight through it, and pick up heavy things.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Why Smart Trainers Believe Stupid Things

Below is a blog post that I really enjoyed by Nick Tumminello over at Performance U Fitness.

"I don't care what the science says, I've seen it work for myself."

This is the attitude of many trainers (and many other professionals, come to think of it) and a prime reason why many people are rightfully distrustful of us.

Once again, this is not my work, but I really enjoyed it and thought I'd post it here. Here is a link to the original article.




I recently did a facebook post, which stated, “Topics such as spinal rehabilitation and biomechanics have such grey areas and so much conflicting information that we really don’t “know” anything!  For example, research has continually failed to show how postural, structural or bio-mechanical factors are linked (if at all) to pain and dysfunction, or if  ”compensations” are simply a normal variation in human function. Not to mention, we still have no idea (based on research evidence) as to what causes things like non-specific back pain, or what’s the “best” approach to avoid it and treat it, except for, “if it hurts, don’t do it.” Yet, the various human motion assessment “experts” pontificate their hypothesis with great confidence and certainty, and sell it as fact.  As the saying goes, “where facts are few, experts are many.” –  ”The truth is: when it comes to pain and human movement, anyone who expresses anything with absolute certainty is basically WRONG, because the evidence for cause and effect in this area is almost always weak and circumstantial.”
In addition to being skeptical common claims associate with Corrective exercise, I also strongly encourage everyone (fitness pros, rehab pros and fitness enthusiasts) to be highly skeptical of the common claims associated with Complimentary and Alternative Medicine practices, as by definition “Alternative Medicine”  means ” treatment interventions that have NOT been proven by (i.e. failed) scientific controlled trials.”
Note: When a given treatment intervention proves itself in scientific testing, it becomes “Medicine.” In other words, in reality, there really is no “alternative medicine”, there’s just medicine and there’s everything else.
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Now, this brings us to the reasons that inspired me to write this Why Smart Trainers (and smart people in general) Believe Stupid Things series, which is…
Anytime I talk to smart Personal Trainers and Rehabilitation professionals about why they should be highly skeptical of the claims commonly associated with Motion Assessment Procedures, Corrective Exercise Interventions and Alternative Medicine Practices, they always come back with statements like:
“I’ve seen it work.” ”I don’t care what the science says, it works for me and it helps my clients/ patients”.
“I’m convinced acupuncture works because I know plenty of people who’ve used it to cure all kinds of stuff.”
“I know these corrective exercise techniques work because I see it all the time. That’s all the evidence I need.”
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Sometimes statements like the above are offered as justifications for the person’s own beliefs; at other times they are designed to “convince”  the listener of some important truth. In either case, these statements represent a strong conviction that a particular belief is warranted in light of the evidence presented. Unfortunately, such evidence is hardly sufficient to warrant such beliefs because social psychology research has proven (beyond a shadow of a doubt) that we’re all very bad at judging the evidence of our own experience due to imperfections in our capacities to process information and draw accurate conclusions.
Put simply, just because something works in your experience in no way means that it actually does work in reality. My goal with this “Why Smart Trainers Believe Stupid Things” series is to  prove that to you by (systematically) increasing your understanding of how questionable beliefs and self-delusions are formed and how they are maintained. Along with shedding some light on the study of human judgment and reasoning (i.e. social psychology).
Belief

False beliefs plauge both experienced professionals and less informed people alike.

 ”From the greatest scientist to the humble artisan, every brain within every body is infested with preconceived notions and patterns of thought that lead it astray without the brain knowing it. So you’re in good company. No matter who your idols and mentors are, they too are prone to spurious speculation, erroneous beliefs and self-delusions.” David McRaney
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Contrary to popular misconception, people do NOT hold questionable beliefs simply because they are stupid or gullible. As you’ll soon discover from this ”Why Smart Trainers Believe Stupid Things” series; false beliefs are NOT the products of irrationality, but of flawed rationality.
To kick off this unique series, we’re exploring the Bias Toward Positive Evidence.

The Bias Toward Positive Evidence

Put simply, the Bias Toward Positive Evidence is our innate tendency to “detect” relationships (between two variables) that are not there because we overvalue evidence that only confirms a given hypothesis.

Here’s the proof – Take this quick test: The Watson Selection Task

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Imagine a table with four cards on it, marked “A,” “D,” “4,” and “7.” Each card has a letter on one side and number on the other. Your task is to determine whether all cards with a vowel on one side have an even number on the other.
Which two cards would you turn over? (I encourage you to take a moment to consider which cards should be turned over.)
As a game of logic, this should be a cinch for you to figure out. When psychologist Peter Watson conducted this experiment in 1977, less than 10% of the people he asked got the correct answer.
So what was your answer? If you choose the “A” card and choose to turn over the “4” card as well, you are among the 90% of people who’s minds get boggled by this task.  That’s because these (the “A” and the “4″) are the cards that would only produce information consistent with the hypothesis you are supposed to be testing. But in fact, the cards you need to flip are the “A” and the “7,” because finding a vowel on the back of the “4” would tell you nothing about “all cards,” it would just confirm “some cards,” whereas finding of vowel on the back of “7″ would comprehensively disprove your hypothesis.
This modest brainteaser clearly demonstrates that you don’t always appreciate the distinction between necessary and sufficient evidence, and have the tendency to be overly impressed by data that, at best, only suggests that a belief may be true.
“Because people often fail to recognize that a particular belief rests on inadequate information, the beliefs enjoys an illusion of validity and is considered, not a matter of opinion or values, but a logical conclusion from objective evidence.” Prof. Thomas Gilovich
In other words, you have a willingness to base your conclusions on incomplete information, which makes you highly vulnerable to developing false beliefs.
It should also be noted, as Prof. Thomas Gilovich points out, “this experiment is particularly informative because it makes it abundantly clear that the tendency to seek out information consistent with a hypothesis need not stem from any desire (i.e. emotional attachment to a given training/ treatment method) for the hypothesis to be true. In this case, the people (and you) surely did not care whether all cards with vowels on one side and even numbers on the other;  they sought information consistent with the hypothesis simply because it seemed to be the most relevant to the task at hand.”
The tendency (of our unchecked intuition) that positive instances are somehow more informative than disconfirmations can also been seen in the (below) quotation by John Holt:
 “I was thinking of a number between 1 and 10,000. They still cling stubbornly to the idea that the only good answer is a ‘yes’ answer. If they say, ‘Is the number between 5,000 and 10,000?’ and I say yes, they cheer; if I say no, they groan, even though they get exactly the same amount of information in either case.”

The same bias in seeking out confirmatory information has been demonstrated in a number of investigations into the hypothesis-testing strategies people use in everyday social life.

In the most common procedure used in these social psychology experiments like this study, participants are asked to determine if someone is an “extrovert” by selecting a set of questions to ask the target from a list of questions provided by the experimenter. Much of this research shows that most of subjects asked questions for which a positive answer would confirm the hypothesis (i.e. “do you like going to parties?”) rather than refute it.
According to Thomas Gilovich, a professor of psychology at Cornell University, ”When trying to determine if a person is an extrovert, for example, people prefer to ask about the ways in which the target person is outgoing;  when trying to determine if a person is introvert, people are more inclined to ask about the ways in which the target is socially inert.”
Professor Gilovich goes on to state that “Although a tendency to ask such one-sided questions does not guarantee that the hypothesis will be confirmed, it can produce an erroneous sense of confirmation for a couple of reasons. First, the specific questions asked can sometimes be so constraining that only information consistent with the hypothesis is likely to be elicited. For example, in one widely-cited study, one of the questions that the participants were fond of asking when trying to determine if a person was an extrovert was: “what would you do if you wanted to liven things up at a party?”  A question such as this one is clearly biased against disconfirmation:  even the most inner directed individual has been to a party or two and can at least discuss how to liven one up explicitly asked to do so. By asking such constraining questions, it is difficult for anyone, includingintroverts, not to sound extroverted.” – “Furthermore,  even if such constraining questions are not asked, a tendency to ask confirmatory questions can still produce spurious sense of confirmation if the likelihood of a positive response to the question is high whether or not the hypothesis is true. Suppose, for example, that you want to determine if an individual isintroverted, and so you ask about a characteristic that might confirm your hypothesis: “do you sometimes feel that it is hard for you to really let yourself go at a party?”  The person’s response is unlikely to be truly informative because most people,  extroverts as well as introverts, would answer the same way – “yes,  sometimes it is hard to really let go.”

Wait! There’s more…

We show a similar tendency to seek out hypothesis-confirming evidence when we interrogate information from our own memories for relevant evidence.
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In this study, subjects first read a story about a women who exemplified various introverted and extroverted behaviors and then were divided into two groups. One group was asked to consider the woman’s suitability for a job as a librarian (a job thought to demand introversion), while the other group was asked to consider her suitability for a job as a real estate agent (a job thought to demand extroversion). As part of their assessment, the participants were asked to recall examples of the woman’s introversion and extroversion. The particular job the woman was seeking strongly affected the evidence that the participants could recall:  those asked to assess the woman’s suitability for an extroverted job recalled more examples of the woman’s extroversion, while the group considering her for the librarian job cited more examples of the woman’s introversion.

The Take Away Lessons for Fitness Professionals and Rehab Professionals:

- We have the tendency to draw firm (complete) conclusions from incomplete information because we seek out and overvalue confirmatory information for any given hypothesis.
- If 90% of people fail to understand the evidence required to truly prove the hypothesis in The Watson Selection Task, which gets the same results every time the experiment is performed,  then it’s highly likely that 90% of fitness professionals and  rehabilitation professionals are basing their beliefs about how well a given corrective exercise or treatment practice “works” onincomplete and insufficient evidence. This means that there’s a 90% chance that YOU are one of these individuals who’s currently being misled by the evidence of your own experience. And, that’s okay! Because only by becoming aware of the (proven) fallibility in our everyday reasoning - like the bias toward positive evidence along the other flaws in judgement, which I’ll cover in future installments of this WSTBST series –  can these undeniable psychology facts be embraced and overcome.
- We do not adequately assess the validity of our hypotheses or beliefs because we do not fully utilize all of the information available to us. If we just seek to confirm that our chosen methods are working and neglect to attempt to disconfirm them (i.e. provide other explanations for why our clients/ patients saw improvements. Ex: Rest),  any conclusions we make in regards to cause-and-effect of our chosen corrective exercise/ treatment methods rests on very shaky ground.
- The relationship one perceives between two variables (like a particular pain and an intervention method) can vary with the precise form of the question that is asked. We tend to ask our clients and patients “leading” questions that elicit information (i.e. an answer) that’s likely to confirm our hypothesis, often giving us an erroneous sense of confirmation for the need to use our chosen corrective exercise/ treatment methods.
- We tend to pay more attention to the ways in which the issues our clients and patients present with that are similar to (i.e. fit well within) our chosen corrective/ treatment methodologies than to the ways in which they differ.  When testing a hypothesis of similarity, we look for evidence of similarity rather than dissimilarity, and when testing a hypothesis of dissimilarity, we do the opposite.

We’re Just Getting Started!

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As I’ve just shown you, the bias toward positive evidence is one (of many) undeniable psychological reasons, which proves that just because “you’ve seen” a given corrective exercise or treatment intervention “work” “in your experience,” in no way guarantees that it actually does.
In each installment to this series – as I did with this one - I will address one of the many different cognitive illusions, failings of intuition, and inherent biases in the data upon which we base our beliefs, so you can recognize these psychological realities and overcome them in order to arrive at sound judgments and valid beliefs about training/ treatment practices.

Coach Nick Tumminello has built a reputation as the ‘Trainer of trainers” through his workshops at conferences and fitness club around the world. And, for his consulting work with pro/college sports teams and with exercise equipment/ clothing manufactures.
He’s the owner of Performance University international, which provides hybrid strength training & conditioning for athletes and educational programs for fitness professionals. Based in South Florida, Nick is a Fort Lauderdale personal trainer who works with a select group of athletes and exercise enthusiasts.
You can check out Coach Nick’s articles, DVDs, seminars schedule, mentorship program and very popular hybrid fitness training blog at http://nicktumminello.com/